Welcome, to Midnight Reviews...
Movie of the day: Monday 28th September 2010
Hey there! You have just wandered into a realm of the escapist. A realm of the surreal. But most of all, a realm of movies!
BTW, sorry I haven't been updating alot recently, but I've got alot of college work to do, such as Media Studies coursework (and I need to learn 3d design and stuff). Just hold on, be sure to check back regularly, you may find something.
But enough of that rambling. This is, as you can see, my website, and here I will be giving a (hopefully) good analysis of the art form you humans call 'Cinema'. To help you decide what to watch, of course. That is why you are here, is it not, my old freind? Or maybe it's just 'cause you've got nothing better to do....
I use to '10 points' rating system on this site. basically, I give movies a mark out of 10, and this translates into upper and lower bounds for the 'Five star' system. See the 'About This Site' Page for more info.
Anyway, let me get one thing straight. Rom-coms are not welcome here. Neither are family films or musicals. Action, Sci-fi, Horror and perhaps a small number of just normal comedies... those are what you'll find. Oh, and Twilight is NOT, I repeat, NOT here! And it never will be!
As a guideline, here is a brief summary of the many different (British!) certificates a film may get:
Universal- Universal wretching amongst the adult population
PG (Parental Guidance)- You may need a cup to calm down afterwards.(Geddit? PG Tips?)
12- Actually, these have disspeared....
12A-Can still do alot better...
15- Thats more like it.
18- Oh yeah!
R18- Maybe thats too far...
